Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Rating: NC-17 (and boy did it take some work to get it that way)
Pairing: Thranduil/Lindir – some mention of Gildor/Thranduil and Gil-galad/Lindir
Summary: During negotiations in Imladris Thranduil learns an appreciation for the finer things in life: minstrels and white wine.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but this nametag, which may actually belong to my employer. So no sexy elf ownership for me. *hangs head sadly*
Warnings: Uh, slash and sex?
Beta: My sweet lil Nethene – I suppose I will take all credit for the remaining mistakes.
Author’s Notes: Lindir got really talky and would not shut up while I was trying to write this, which is why there is a lot of dialogue. My part of this story swap/challenge, which I guess never happened, and was Thranduil/Lindir, NC-17 preferred. So I gave it my best shot, and out of three attempts, this was my favorite. :) And, yes, the title doesn’t quite make sense until halfway through, but it fit the best. Enjoy! (I hope!)